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30

Aug

artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

manaphy:

youll never guess what happened today

(Source: markoruffalo)

(Source: wannajoke)

six days of x-men► [day 3] favorite line: mystique to nightcrawler in X2

(Source: stannisbarathcon)

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

(Source: tsuidark)

amordelfriki:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”

potterbird:

"I’m just gonna ask you 73 questions in an unreasonably short amount of time.”

t0uchmybutts:

sex-bom-omb:

I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES.
I HEAR ITS GREAT FOR MY SKIN.

This is the most metal thing I’ve ever seen.

t0uchmybutts:

sex-bom-omb:

I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES.

I HEAR ITS GREAT FOR MY SKIN.

This is the most metal thing I’ve ever seen.

(Source: reformisttae)

(Source: akjfoanfln)

221b-astards:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

HAHA THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER WATCHED.

Literally me if I ever try to be a parent

221b-astards:

sashaalexanderisalesbianatheart:

HAHA THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER WATCHED.

Literally me if I ever try to be a parent

(Source: 4gifs)

(Source: spongebob-daily)

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

(Source: kelvinbenjamin)