*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!
*from the back of the room* ok how are u
nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child
is that not the plot of iron man 2
im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards
Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!
An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:
- desserts & stressed
- drawer & reward
- gateman & nametag
- time & emit
- laced & decal
- regal & lager
And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.
Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.
Those women are doing a public service, Chris.
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career
I LITERALLY SCREAMED THIS IS PERFECT
excuse me, aren’t you forgetting the most fabulous princess
oh no it got better
MY GOODNESS YOU’RE RIGHT
no one’s chest sparkles like Gaston’s
The post is back!
"Your fish’s tail, which amongst us is considered so beautiful, is thought on earth to be quite ugly."
~ Hans Christian Andersen, "The Little Mermaid"
is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT
I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”
THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS
ok but literally how
thomas: guy-man! put your game face on!
this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.